Post by 棘

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Matt Blaze(@mattblaze@federate.social) says:

The two NASA astronauts who were unexpectedly stranded on the space station for the last nine months have been picked up and are on the way back.

I'm imagining a conversation during the journey back:

Astronauts: So, what's been going on these last nine months?

Rescue Crew: [...]

Astronauts: TURN THIS THING AROUND RIGHT NOW.